Attorneys and Counselors at Law

Attorneys and Counselors at Law

Welcome to Amster & Amster, the region’s leading boutique law firm for more than six half-decades. 

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WELCOME TO PREMIUM LAW

At Amster & Amster, our priority is our your legal security. We will not let our brotherly grudges get in the way. For more than 30 years, we have represented individuals in all kinds of legal stuff. We represent each lawsuit individually and invest our very best minds in every case we take on. Your legal success is our number one priority.

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A LAW FIRM WITH HISTORY

Scot Charles Amster and Scott Harold Amster have been serving the Mid-Missouri legal community since they purchased the building in 1989 after their brutal turf war with the Corrigan Brothers and Smith, Wesley, and DeMille.

Over 20 years

in "business"

$98 million

worth of paperwork

30%

Our stunning success rate

Over 500

litigations

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BASS PLAYER

After years of research, we realized that we practice the best law when we are spiritually fulfilled. For this reason, we play music 5-7 days a week. However, our bass player hasn't been showing up and this has caused us a lot of hassle.


We have lost the past 14 cases because we are not spiritually fulfilled, and just not in the right mindset. We are looking to win more cases. So if you have any leads on a bass player who lives in Mid-Missouri and loves playing blues, rock, and soul music, please let us know.

Practice Areas

In each area of service that we offer, we promise that you will receive the very best legal treatment in the industry. If the area of expertise you require isn’t covered below, let us know via the contact form below and we’ll do our best to refer you onwards. 

Litigation




Despite the best efforts of countless other legal entities, our lawyers have almost never been successfully charged for sleeping in the courtroom, cursing out a sitting judge, tampering with a jury, assaulting a witness, or stealing the bailiff's yogurt out of the courtroom fridge.


We know how complicated litigation can be. From pleadings, affidavits, examinations, motions, mediation, undertakings, refusals, pretrial, shredding documents, intimidating witnesses, feigning a mental illness, sneaking contraband to the county jail, fomenting a small coup, stealing the bailiff's yogurt out of the courtroom fridge, and finally, trial.


Comping Station

We provide both public and private sector employers with practical and strategic chord and rhythm changes to assist in making sound decisions that are consistent with applicable ordinances and groove practices. Our "attorneys" have worked in a variety of legal settings with in a variety of genres.

Seeds & Stems

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Unfinished Intellectual Property

We help create business entities, such as corporations, partnerships and joint ventures. We also represent both foreign and domestic companies to ensure the legal passage of goods, services, capital and more across borders. Our clients include multinational companies as well as small businesses. 


We help create business entities, such as corporations, partnerships and joint ventures. We also represent both foreign and domestic companies to ensure the legal passage of goods, services, capital and more across borders. Our clients include multinational companies as well as small businesses.  


We help create business entities, such as corporations, partnerships and joint ventures. We also represent both foreign and domestic companies to ensure the legal passage of goods, services, capital and more across borders. Our clients include multinational companies as well as small businesses.  

About Our Firm

Amster & Amster's highly credentialed and experienced team of "attorneys" handles a broad range of financial, spiritual, physical, metaphysical, and extra-metaphysical litigations, arbitrations, and computations. We pride ourselves on having up-to-date magazines in our office waiting area as well as heavily discounted hot chocolate packets next to our bathroom sink with running hot water. 
A short list of the movies about law our legal team has watched almost all the way through includes The Firm, The Verdict, A Few Good Men, The Devil's Advocate, My Cousin Vinny, Philadelphia, Liar Liar, Legally Blonde, Laws of Attraction, 12 Angry Men, Erin Brokovich, and The Pelican Brief. We also have almost complete DVD box sets of Ally McBeal seasons 1, 2 and 4.

Our Mission

Our mission is to provide each and every client with legal advice. Although we don't always stand behind our advice, we will always give it to you for a nominal fee. We handle every case with class and at least the bare minimum amount of respect. Each of our lawyers is dedicated to focusing on finding the 3D picture hidden in the artistic mess you've made of your life so that you can focus on your family, small business, or forging documents for your time on the run. Our mission is based on the values we hold true, which we are happy to share for a nominal fee.

Why We Became Lawyers

Musicians are often taken advantage of. It is a part of our mission to bring justice to those who are trying to play music. The Heidecker case is a perfect example of that. Tim is dedicated to bringing rock n roll and music to the people.

Rock N Roll Will Never Die.

Our Team

They're not just our lawyers, they're our clients.

Scot Charles Amster

Scot is a partner with high levels of gogettiveness, servicitude, and justicity. Experience in front of the bench and behind bars. A fully holistic approach to law.

Scott Harold Amster

Scott has been practicing attorney for years and seems ready to be one for real any day now. Prior to his law career, Scott was a bookie and drug mule. Lots of travel experience.

A Dictionary

Bigger vocabulary than Scot and Scott combined. Lots and lots of big words. Highest paid member of the staff.  

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